Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
Make room for Jesus
omggg is this real omg this is so sad and scary
whaT THE FUCK
What the actual flying fuck
this is from blades of glory
comic © me
satan © himself
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
Because the staff is too busy changing slightly the colour of things.
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
Surgeons in Space
hey lil pompom eat ur greens
petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
"…And then there was you . You changed e v e r y t h i n g I believed in.”